matthew deboer

a good bloke but an odd guy the same animal but a different beast

matthew deboer is washed at siege

by anonymous June 26, 2024

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.

Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"

by eurodancing July 13, 2024

Matthew

Someone who has an untidy or disheveled appearance; lacking neatness or order.

This guy dresses like such a Matthew!

by birdieswoo July 17, 2024

Matthew Craig

A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."

"You freaking Matthew Craig"
"Mathaniel Craigslist, you are one humerous being."

by SEANSKI223499 July 19, 2024

Matthew

A dickhead who steals your kills

YOU ARE A MATTHEW!

by anonymous August 9, 2024

Matthew Costello

Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.

Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!

*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)

by farm_merge_valley_lover August 17, 2024

Matthew Handy

another word for femboy.

I love matthew handy’s.

by the black ghost6263 March 26, 2025