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Blinking porch light

Blinking house, blinking front door, blinking back door, blinking lights.

On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello 👋 a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.

On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology

3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.

3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!

3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP

4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.

4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.

All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.
Blinking porch light

Blinking light rules for back door or porch light communication
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downward lighting

Makes houses look like floating ufos. Burns islands and tortures babies.
Person 1“Look at that new house. It’s downward lighting is scalding a toddler.”
Person 2”I never liked kids anyway”
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Drink a Bud Light

To have gay sex.
Tom: Where are Jim and George?

Mark: I think they went to the bathroom to drink a Bud Light.

Tom: Ha, faggots.
by Tom (short for Tomothy) July 10, 2023
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Busch Light Dad

A typical redneck father. Always wearing work boots no matter what he's doing at the time. Also mainly wears sleeveless shirts, work shirts, or flannels. Mostly interested in mowing the lawn, guns, drinking beer and general rural debauchery. Heavily blue collar.
"Is Tim lighting off fireworks again? It's not even a holiday!" "Yeah he's just being a Busch Light Dad again."
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Therapy Lights Australia

Therapy Lights Australia, AKA TLA is Gold Coast, Australia based operation catering to the light therapy market primarily for the Australian market.
Have you tried near infrared therapy devices from Therapy Lights Australia?
by Therapylightsaustralia November 21, 2021
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light weight

a two word phrase used to describe someone who can't hold their alcohol. the term light weight is only used by drunk people who think that the term lightweight is spelled as light weight (as in two words). refer to other terms that are often misspelled by people who are drunk such as "do" instead of "go". also refer to drunk people who try to text but often create illiterate sentences that even auto correct can not correct .
Mark is so drunk off a half a glass of wine that he thinks that lightweight is spelled as "light weight".
by margchen69 October 19, 2019
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Lighting dome

Ex. Who the fuck hit you in the lighting dome
by Lighting dome October 25, 2019
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