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Dick Twin

You're watching porn, and then you see something on screen that looks a lot like the something in your hand. Your dick twin! And suddenly, you feel a lot better about yourself. Suddenly, you feel like you're having sex yourself! Depending on what's done in the situation, 'dick twin' can be both a verb and a noun, and it can be both the actor on screen, and the little actor who gets way more screen time.
'Wow, that's a dick twin right there.'

'I'm dick twinning, send you the link later.'

'I dick twinned last night. But I think mine's a little girthier.'

'Dick twinnage can save a man.'

'My dick twin even sounds like me.'
by lookaroundyou August 25, 2013
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whisky dick

when a guy drinks too much and can’t keep a hard on up
yeah dylan got a whisky dick last night.
it wasn’t any fun
by whiskydicker19 March 5, 2019
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John Dick

The skin on Forknife called the "Reaper" that steals kills from you or kills you.
Don't shoot at a Reaper.
You will die.
Don't even try with one on pc.
You will die.
Oh shit a John Dick! 4 degrees North!

Fucking jOhN dICK
by torilyn June 16, 2018
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Frog dick

When a man hops around trying to find a willing person to insert his tiny frog size penis in .
Did you see Fernando the other day ? That poor man was frog dicking all around. Feel sorry for man woman or shim that he gets a hold of b.c they won't feel a thing.
by Dingleberry Kelly August 13, 2018
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Hitler Dick

An anomaly among dicks. A dick which resides rent-free in the minds of every Jewish man, woman, and animal. A dick so good that even though it's only truly fucked 250,000 bitches, those who are deprived of its majesty will say you fucked them too, even if it's a preposterous number like, say, 6 million bitches. Typically, a Hitler Dick will also have a matching pubic hair pattern.
Moishe: "Hey Abby, did you hear about the goyim with the Hitler Dick?"
Abby: "Yes Mr. Shekelstein, he fucked me and all 6 million of my friends last night!"
Moishe: "Oy vey!"
by Analkin May 25, 2022
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Dick-dude

A term to describe a dude with a dick, whether he is cis or trans.
Colton: "Yo bro, how do you know about aiming when you don't have a dick? Unless a dick-dude told you."
Brady: "Yeah, my bro got bottom surgery and he became a dick-dude, he told me how it was."
by Fruityliciouss April 12, 2022
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liquor dick

when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex
jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.
by brandon May 1, 2004
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