The Nut House

The absolute most awesome group of crazy women to be found anywhere on the worldwide web! If you don't know who we are, it's because you're not cool enough to be one of us.

Fuck The Nest! The Nut House is way cooler, bishes!

by A Man. Duh. January 11, 2012

Brown Nut

1. The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.

2. Any man who attempts the above action.

1. I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.

2. Dave is a complete brown nut.

by briantroy March 27, 2011

cash nut

A cash nut is when you blow a lot of money on a particular object or objects.

I got my paycheck so I went down to Gucci and busted a cash nut on a suit.

My girl better love me, I just popped a cash nut on her birthday presents.

by LongshoreMoney November 8, 2011

Nut Rot

When you fuck a thot that has previously been inseminated by another man

Friend: Hey bruh last night I fucked some bitch from the cutz and her pussy be smellin extra stanky
Me: My nigga that’s nut rot

After my niggas ran a train on this thot her pussy smelled like nut rot

by Lil Turkitdurrr November 19, 2018

Bust a Nut

Adopted definition: To cum
Alternate adopted definition: To either fall on something that squishes your balls or to have something hit you right in the crotch

You and your friend are hanging out. Your friend was sitting on a tree branch and you pulled the tree branch down. When you let go, it flung him up and he landed back on it painfully. your friend now says, "I think I just bust a nut" as he slowly falls off the branch

by dankboo November 27, 2018

Sad Nut

When you here something or see something saddening and proceed to ejaculation.

I was jacking off in the bathroom when I heard my parents say I was a disappointment, that was the worst Sad Nut of my life.

by Dukelemon August 19, 2017

Nut puddle

A big load of semen.

I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!

by PeteyPaplo October 27, 2018