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Matthew Baldwin

Matthew Baldwin, commonly known as "The Pack Rat," is a fictional character often used as a humorous archetype. He is portrayed as an eccentric and comically exaggerated individual who works at McDonald's. His nickname, "The Pack Rat," symbolizes his tendency to collect and hoard various items, both useful and useless, creating a cluttered and chaotic environment around him.

One of the absurd traits attributed to this character is the exaggerated notion that he bathes and drinks out of the grease trap at McDonald's, adding an element of exaggerated absurdity to his persona. In reality, this description is a humorous exaggeration and not representative of any real person.

"The Pack Rat" character serves as a whimsical and humorous example of an individual with peculiar habits and behaviors, often used in storytelling or comedy to generate laughter and entertainment.
You see that little chungus Matthew Baldwin, hes such a PACKRAT!
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A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.
Matthew got cancer…but he’s a Virgo?
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a super hot has big oily jucy tender tits and has the longessssssssssssssssssst cok ever

he enjoys the touch of eating sausage rolls

and is a well known truck driver who rapes people
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Someone that is a midget that loses his temper very gay.
matthew is a midget and hes short
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A short midget that is very gay and no one loves him
Matthew is short and gay
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known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz

(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles

Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.
Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?
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Loves cats, and guns. very rich, likes bb neko
DONT let Matthew near your kids
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