Josh

An absolute legend. A god send when it comes to advice, can always rely on a Josh.

Can be an absolute cunt when need be, but also a funny one. In the end, we all need a Josh in our lives.

them: “what’s he like?”
me: “an absolute legend.”
them: “…must be a Josh”

by overthehills March 29, 2023

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Josh Needs a Boat

A cocktail made with black cherry vodka, sprite and blue curaçao; garnished with a lemon and cherry.

Hi, I’ll take a Josh needs a boat. I’ve had a long day!

by Bottomsup7 May 18, 2023

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Josh

That one lazy ass friend that never wants to hang out or go to the gym, but just stays inside the whole day and play games and jack off

Friend: Hey Josh, do you want to go to the mall this weekend with a couple of friends?

Josh: Nawwww, ima just chill out and play some games and jackoff to fortnite feet pics!

by ThomasJefferson12345 June 3, 2023

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Josh

A guy that doesn’t get pussy

That guy Josh has never had a girlfriend

by Bigliz June 5, 2023

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josh 500

He is the strongest man alive. He can tear the world in two and drinks the blood of his enemies. It is said that if he looks at you you die on the spot. He doesn't live he just conquers.

"Dude run away Josh 500 is coming."

by Joseph mother deitz nutz da 3 June 6, 2023

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Josh is the type of person that will show you a good time. They might have a habit of disappearing after making you a page like this, but they’ll find their way back to you if it’s meant to be. When they’re not munching, you’ll usually find them studying films or taking good care of themselves.

Person 1: Yo, who’s that beaut with the somewhat ginger stache?

Person 2: Oh, that’s Josh<3

by juicygirthworm6000 June 15, 2023

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