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internet

A place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have. See also: urbandictionary.
My sexy colleague did not date with me. So I will connect to internet and post random sexy pics about my imaginary, symbolic sexual life.
by Federico Ortoverrundo December 26, 2022
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Internet Plumber

Someone who regularly builds things on the internet. They connect the tubes to make shit happen.
"Hey nice hat! What does Internet Plumber mean anyway?"
"Oh, I build shit on the internet."
by geekforbrains January 6, 2023
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a Product of the Internet

Someone who has been shaped by internet culture; their personality, intrests, takes or tastes, being tailored by online trends.

Alternatively it can refer to someone who is alternative or unsual as a result of exposure to such aspects online at a young age.

Example: Wilbur soot. (source: Soot, Wilbur. "The internet ruined me". Youtube. 25th May, 2020.)
"I feel like i'm a disappointment."

"Well... you are pretty much 'a Product of the Internet'."
by Janice the Bathroom Cleaner January 9, 2023
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Internet

1. You don't internet enough.
by Adreas Rino October 24, 2019
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internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.
I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.
by flashwildecard October 27, 2019
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Internet Karen

The online version of speaking to your manager. This karen prides herself on providing ugly Google reviews regardless of how much you kiss her ass. She wants the world to know how you overcharged her .15 for that hat she found on the clearance rack.
Man that Internet Karen left me a bad review because I didn't discount her phone repair.
by Parrothead5000 November 5, 2021
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Internet syndrom

When you can't find the content your looking for on the internet and/or your freedom of thought is disrespected
by Monty.... November 16, 2021
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