Hair Trigger Flush

When the automatic bathroom stall flushers flush every time you slightly shift your weight, even though you haven't finished yet, causing gross water to splash up.

Guy1: Dude? Why did you flush so much?
Guy2: The stall had a hair trigger flush and it kept splashing shit water on me.

by calvinke April 2, 2010

Magic Asian Hair

noun. a type of hair most Asians have.

it's soft, dark, shiny, and just generally pretty.

woah, I wish I had her magic Asian hair. it's so long and pretty!

by giraffexoxoxo August 27, 2016

Hair-noose surprise

When one wraps his partners hair around her neck, holding onto it firmly from behind, and places a thumb just behind her anus. With a swift tug, pull back on the hair and insert the thumb shouting "surprise".

Dude - the chick hasn't talked to me since the hair-noose surprise.

Did you shout surprise?
No
Well that would be why then!

by Badman2000 December 22, 2015

blue haired lib

someone who doesn’t actually have blue hair i just lost an argument and that’s my only comeback also i probably haven’t gone outside or touched a woman and i’m a raging virgin who reads AO3 to simulate human contact

“that stupid blue haired liberal is trying to give ppl rights and morals

by plnetj September 3, 2021

Gangly pony hair

Hair thats looks of pony hair

You've got that gangly pony hair.

by that girl with the gangly pony August 20, 2010

ISAAC SUH HAIR

multicolored hair with stained scalp...

I better not dye my hair blue because it might look like "ISAAC SUH HAIR".

by BLUE January 2, 2004

Messi Hair Day

Occurs when you have Messi's long "messy" hairstyle, and the feeling of getting owned by Germany 4-0 in the World Cup.

"Dude I'm not getting a haircut, just get the hell out Dave!"

Dave: "Wow, someone is having a Messi hair day."

by scottybballer July 7, 2010