Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018

Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 3, 2018

Chox Kill

Used in video games to describe a kill that should never have happened. Usually used in PvP FPS. Describes a new player who is totally oblivious to what he or she is doing yet manages to kill a much better seasoned player. An example of this would be a player reloading as someone is directly in front of them unloading a clip, but still manages to complete the reload, and killing the attacker. Originated from "TheXchox" on XB1 Siege who albeit always being a lower rank, always manages to score round winning kills which should never have happened.

He had his back turned to the enemy. took a bunch of bullets but still managed to turn around ever so slowly and get the chox kill.

by Q400 June 5, 2018

Black man killing fest

A festival that involves black men who are killing random stuff. Also, white people are allowed. Chicago is another word for it. Most of th time it has no meaning and is said out of the blue.

Trevon: “black man killing fest”
Greg: “lol what the fuck does that mean”
Trevon: “it doesn’t.”

by FreeRangeLemon June 6, 2018

killing it

The expression is used to show superiority or success in something. Perhaps a victory that came too easily.

Fred: "Hey, man. You're on fire! 5 dunks in a row!"
Michael Jordan: "Yeah, I'm killing it!"

by Bas'Tard March 2, 2023

To Kill a Mockingbird

When a penis, dildo or sexual toy gets stuck in someone else's vagina or anus.

"Baby, why did you do to kill a mockingbird? Please get it out!"

by Jplacerdasilva1 March 7, 2023

Kill Yourself

A common phrase used when someone does something of a mild inconvenience to you.

Person 1: Fortnite Sucks!

You: kill yourself.

Person 2: "hey nerd, Nice shoes! 2001 called and apparently, something happened to the world trade center."

You: Kill yourself.

by harloold March 7, 2023