two legged post pounder

When you prop your feet on the en table and drive your veiny man septer into her vaj like a post hole digger

Last night i gave your wife the ol' two legged post pounder

by thatch city March 22, 2010

Post-Prom Attraction (PPA)

The temporary false attraction/chemistry that occurs after a couple goes to prom. The couple usually starts dating or hanging out after the event, and the "relationship" becomes Facebook official in a matter of days.

The PPA-affected couple usually breaks up within a month or two.

John: Jane, you look BEAUTIFUL.

Jane: *blushes* Oh, thanks John.

*24 hours later*

John: Hey Jane, you wanna go out sometime? Like a date? *planning on getting action soon*

Jane: Sure! *daydreams future life together as a result of suffering from Post-Prom Attraction (PPA)*

by Joseph Fanke November 13, 2011

ex post fucto

lost in the mail

the letter from dad was ex post fucto

by mrisalreadytaken August 19, 2009

post masturbation macgruberism

Innovative and strategical methods that a male uses to discard his ejaculation after masturbating.

I was always wasting too many paper towels, so using my post masturbation macgruberism, I decided to invent "the bowl." (See definition of bowl)

by Sandman110 March 9, 2012

post-school hunger-repressor

(n.) The food that one eats once arrived at home after a day at school. This food represses you hunger.

Damn! I need some serious post-school hunger-repressors quick!

by hungrykid October 19, 2008

Post-nut regret

When you busted a nut yet you regret doing something I,e getting caught after ejaculating.

I had post-nut regret because my mom found me.

by HahaNut27 April 30, 2019

Post-Trump Stress Disorder

The most idiotic term on this site. Especially when created on Veterans' Day.

Liberal: "I have post-trump stress disorder!"
Veteran: "Maybe you should try going to war and getting a real stress disorder."

by 150IQ November 11, 2016