Road cockroach

Any variant of the gmt400 and gmt800 platform (1988-2007 Chevy/gmc trucks) also known as HOSSMOBILE. GOBBLESS

SENT FROM MY BOTTOM TEXT

BARB TOOK THE ROAD COCKROACH TO HOSS’S TRAILER FOR HOT DOGS GOBBLESS

by HAMMERHOSS December 13, 2025

Road Potatoes

When the girl riding with you puts your whole ballsack in her mouth like a sack of potatoes

Jane and I went on our second date last night and she gave me road potatoes on the way home

by JackMehoff69 December 25, 2025

Road Potatoes

When a girl riding with you performs oral sex by placing your entire ballsack in her mouth like a sack of potatoes

Me and Jill went on our second date last night and she gave me road potatoes on the way home!

by JackMehoff69 December 25, 2025

Road snarf

The act of gustly eating the driver's butt while they operate a vehicle, similar to that of giving "road head".

Fuck road head, I need a little road snarf on our trip to Michigan.

by Aceconti December 26, 2025

Rocky Road

When you’re female, stressing BORN FEMALE partner is on her monthly cycle and you partake in SOLELY consuming her anal cavity whence forth she is menstruating. The pad or tampon should remain in place while consumption is being undertaken.

My girlfriend of 3 weeks wanted me to perform a rocky road on her, but she refused to keep her tampon in.

by RicKajha December 31, 2025

Rocky Road

When you’re female, stressing BORN FEMALE partner is on her monthly cycle and you partake in SOLELY consuming her anal cavity whence forth she is menstruating. The pad or tampon should remain in place while consumption is being undertaken.

My girlfriend of 3 weeks wanted me to perform a rocky road on her, but she refused to keep her tampon in.

by RicKajha December 31, 2025

Mississippi road head

While speeding across the I-40 bridge crossing the Mississippi River in a Dale Earnhardt race car, receiving the sloppiest most amazing road head from the hottest blonde, A.K.A. Brit-tany. And you blow your entire load down her throat while yelling- M.I.S.S.I.S.S.I.P.P.I.

Was on a long drive and I knew of a bridge coming up soon while crossing the Mississippi for the first time. So asked for road head in time to bust over the river. Little did I know my mind was blown as well as my load over how good it was. I couldn’t help to scream Mississippi. Mississippi road head❤️

by It’s Brittany bitch. January 10, 2026