the rarded king

some dude in the Airtime Thrills discord who's really fucking cool

"My friend is obsessed with the rarded king in a stupid discord server. should've never given him the za."

by end me pls69 March 11, 2023

Yanxi King

(noun) a Yanxi is one of the smartest puppies on the planet
when she wakes up at any time of the day, she always opens ig instead of reply her friend's message
sometimes her friends do the same thing, but she is never angry

and she will the happiest little puppy for now and forever

sherlia is yanxi king's papa

by sherlia November 26, 2021

King Squisher

What is objectively the only correct way to refer to a binder

A: So I heard you wanted to buy something?
B: Yeah a binder,
A: A what now?
B: Look it up.
A: Ohhhhh ok, personally I think it should be called something else.
A: A squisher,
A: A King squisher.
B: Pfttt that is so dumb I love it.

by A_WierdoInTheGalaxy December 4, 2021

River King

They are cool. They have flamboyant hair. They will most likely be your first kiss and you will sit there like a fish. They have a cool bedroom and are a cool person. They also have a nice closet that you can steal clothes from.

River King is awesome

by addisonhairdryer December 4, 2021

Visual King

A phrase used to describe BTS' visual. Kim Seokjin.

Person 1: "The third guy from the left? Who is he? He's so handsome!"
Person 2: "Ah yes, that's BTS' Visual King; Kim Seokjin!"

by seokjinism July 12, 2017

sofa king

one who rules the couch

The sofa king made Tommy sit on the floor.

by tazdiablo February 7, 2009

The Lizard King

The alterego taken up by Jim Morrison, one of the greatest poets and singers to ever live.

Try to set the night on fire, try to set the night on fire, TRY TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIREEEE!Yeah
-The Doors, "Light My Fire"

by The Almight Lizard King November 6, 2004