comer dick

A Dick that hasn't been seen in years due to a overwhelming GUT!

Hey Look at Sean, He's got Comer Dick!

by Big Dog Drake October 30, 2017

Dick split

When u do a split so far down u crush your dick or jump over something and land on your dick

Dude I did a dick split yesterday

by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018

Dick Duster

The moustache of a homosexual man or a hirsute heterosexual lady.

My johnson's never been so clean since Richard got his dick duster on it last night

At first Uma's flavour saver put me off but that's before I'd felt it dusting my dick

by PedroDeLaVega April 19, 2016

Gateway Dick

That one dick that if you messed with would lead down the slippery slope to more dicks.

"Dude, I would totally such my own dick if I could. I mean it's not gay if it's your own dick."

"No way man! I'm afraid my own dick would be the gateway dick."

by BCHam September 9, 2016

vacation dick

When you are on your Victorian House Boat and see your Butler from across the Bow and he gives you a look of Rambunctious Lust and you are keen for a Deep Penetration

*When you want that Vacation Dick*

You: "Hey Jeeves, let go of that wheel and attend to my Mast"

Jeeves: "Sure thing, I bring a few seamen to the poop deck *throbs*"

by Lizard Lord June 16, 2016

Dick Throat

When you wake up with a sore throat from sucking a dick

Kim: Hey Jenny how are you?
Jenny: I'm good. Woke up with some serious dick throat though

by Anal Dyke May 21, 2016

Egors Dick

Egors dick is the perfect size for all women. It will make your pussy wet and will make you get thousands of orgasms every year. If you find Egors dick you are a very lucky woman. Or man xD.

I found Egors dick in my pussy yesterday. OMG, CAN I HAVE SOME ASWELL? Of course babe

by Niggee October 14, 2021