Crispy cream like donuts

To be sharp! Fresh! To be clean as hell. It's a play

on the donut shop & a compliment.

Bro., if you gonna hang with me
you better come crispy cream like donuts.

by Earlthe3rd December 23, 2012

Blueberry Cream Pie

Shoot your load all over a chicks face and then punch her in the face and break her nose.

You just gave me a blueberry cream pie you jerk!

by Royce April 21, 2005

Cream Stain Salad

To have several men ejaculate onto a female whilst throwing salad leafs upon the ejaculant, then afterwards, have the female finish it all off with a big mouthfull of her cream stained salad.

Man me and my buds were at a party, and this chick made us give her a cream stain salad!

by Bob Fritz August 6, 2006

cream yo pants

To unintentionally defecate in one's pants

You's gonna be so scared when you find out I'm right, you's gonna cream yo pants and hafta change um. Shizzle. TTFN.

by WNPII December 12, 2004

Ice Cream Soup

The act of sitting in a tub of buttermilk and defecating while simultaneously spinning counter-clockwise to create a ribbon effect.

Hey John, I made some peanut style ice cream soup last night!

by Kurgan January 8, 2011

Too much sour cream

When someone added too many details to a story. Taking a long time to get to the point.

"Yesterday I was wearing a yellow shirt and blue pants , I said hi to my neighbor , got in my car, was drinking about 15 miles an hour, on my way to Walmart when a car t-bone me! "
Damn you added way too much sour cream! You could have just said you were t-boned yesterday!

by FancyD August 21, 2016

janitor's ice cream scoop

( an English translation if the French of France expression c'est seulement les concierges qui écoutent aux portes):

Unsubstantiated hearsay and rumors, coming especially from unverified sources such as janitors, maintenance people and other cleaning personnel.

Don't give me that janitor's ice cream scoop, just cut to the chase, will you?

by Sexydimma September 9, 2016