River and or Max, the most epic person, and I love him with every inch of my body!! Absolute legend, would kiss and cuddle for the rest of time. <33
I honestly love him!!!! AHHHH <333
I honestly love him!!!! AHHHH <333
by Lumonicleon June 20, 2021
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Michael: dude have you heard about max?
Becky: haven't why?
Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him
Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip
Becky: haven't why?
Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him
Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip
by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021
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