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Matthew

a twink, never talk to anyone called Matthew, a horrible, heartless piece of shit
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Matthew Patel

THE BEST MAN TO EXIST ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH
IF YOU WANT FIGHT ME‼️‼️🗣🙏
HA! UR NOT THE BRIGHTEST🗣🙏
Person one: Hear me out...Matthew patel-
Person two: NO.
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Matthew

Matthew is the type of guy to give unconditional love to anyone that supports him. He is always methodical in every aspect of life. A Matthew is always a joy to be around and can brighten anyone’s day. He always makes sure everyone is having a great time. A Matthew also has an undeniable charm to him.
We just love our Matthew, I don’t know what we would do without him.
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Matthew

Matthew he is a good guy and usually very polite and reserved. Loves his family and is a good friend. He gets side tracked easily. But he means well. He always argues about dumb things that he shouldn't. He doesn't know when to shut up or when to talk but his heart is usually in the right place. His biggest downfall is that his name is spelt wrong. It is a huge waste of a letter. I mean it's ma thew not mat thew. Stop wasting letters. God sneezed when he said that version of the name see; ma ma ma mat thew. A simple sneeze that's why he made the corrected version; Mathew. Proof that even God makes mistakes and has to fix them. We won't hold it against him that his name was spelt wrong and it was actually just God sneezing. We still love him all the same.
Matthew is actually spelt Mathew. God sneezed stop holding on to the mistake that is 2 T's. Embrace the truth and the correct version. Say it with me Mathew see no 2 T's. Haha I win Matthew.
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Matthew

I am Matthew.
"I am Matthew"
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Matthew Li

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Matthew

matthew kys
matthew: no u
dies
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