The Road-kill Badger

A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.

One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.

Last night me and my girl spent all night doing the Road-kill Badger

by Peachypeachypoo August 27, 2018

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Snape Killed

When you kill someone to deceive your dark overlord into trusting you so that you can back stab him or her.

I know it was wrong to of Snape killed him but I had to do it, you know we can't live under his supremacy anymore.

by Shadow00Mage February 1, 2019

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I’m going to kill your face

When you slap someone on the nose really hard because they’re pissing you off and you say “I’m going to kill your face”

Shut up or “I’m going to kill your face”

by jerrysandy February 12, 2019

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kill xeno

An average SoundCloud rapper with a dark past, no one really knows much about the guy personally, he hasn’t even shown his full face

Have you heard of kill xeno, probably not

by dirty cheese burger February 17, 2019

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Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.

"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"

by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018

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