The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."

by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019

Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019

Five

East coast term stemming from five-o

Be cool five’s right there

by Alliekat315 August 19, 2019

Ducking the five

Avoiding the police

‘We where out last night, ducking the five, still

by Gabeitch September 2, 2019

Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.

by agsftw12 May 28, 2018

Texas five sack

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.

I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.

by The sky beast May 28, 2018

FIVE

You have five fingers on your hand just count

What number is that

Oh it number five

by #13 rocks June 1, 2018