fart-job

A gay sex act in which a man with a gas problem(who farts alot) is being screwed in the ass by his partner and then gives sexual stimulation by farting into his partner's penis.

It's kinda like giving a blowjob, but through your ass instead of through your mouth. So that's why it's called a "fart-job!"

Steve(fucking his partner Jon in the ass): Hey Jon, do you have one coming already?

Jon: Yes! Yes, here comes a BIG one!

*Jon lets out a rather long-lasting, noisy, and pungent-smelling fart*

Steve: Aaaaaahhh! That felt so good!

by Mark H August 4, 2004

Dragon Fart

Stinging flatulence that is the end result of consuming large quantities of very spicy food. The spicier the food the more the "burning" sensation resembles the breath of a Dragon in its intensity.

Roger: Hell yeah! I ate least twenty buffalo wings man.

Duane: I warned you, now it's only a matter of time before you start layin' down some nasty Dragon Farts. The stink is the least of your worries.

by Samsogn March 28, 2009

meaty fart

When you try to fart and shit accidentally comes out.

I tried to sneak out an SBG, but ended up filling my pants with a meaty fart.

by Jama Jenneson June 3, 2008

Fart Dust

The Dust that flies when you slap a couch cushion, padded chair, or any other soft surface where people sit.

I was laughing so hard that I slapped the couch, got a whiff of fart dust, then almost passed out.

by pghpanthers2 October 27, 2008

fart salad

When a fart sounds as if it will be a simple affair however it comes out in a totally different manner entirely alternating between loud and rasping to a tiny squeaky whisper before becoming a full-on cacophonous row once more.

Myra lifted a cheek to slide out a subtle fart in the restaurant but was met with shocked and stunned silence when instead a fart salad tore out from her ringpiece instead. The smell was highly repellent as well. She paid up and left very quickly and never returned, such was her embarrassment level.

by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017

fart face

One who has a permanent facial expression as if ready to "let one fly".

Wow, that woman has a major fart face!

by daltheacat December 3, 2009

fart sandwich

A fart trapped between two turds; desperate to escape, the fart propels the first turd with intense velocity. Often gives the feeling of having the runs, however in most situations this is not the case.

I was dying on a dump this morning, 100% touching cloth, I thought I had the shits - but as it happens it was just a fart sandwich.

by Rob Mitchell December 7, 2006