Horizontal bar

A sport construction out of metal with a horizontal metal bar in the middle where you can try to to wind your body around it in several positions and directions.

Being loved by german sports teachers at school. Probably invented by the devil himself.

Statistics say that every fifth student can leave the sports hall without crushed balls.

Teacher: You! Come to the horizontal bar.
My balls: Ah, shit – here we go again…

by EroxHD [YT] October 27, 2019

Bury barutz (Bir-ee Bar-ootz)

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket!

Woah, delancey is a real Bury barutz (Bir-ee Bar-ootz)

by Delancey413 October 28, 2019

dry bar

were u get ur hair done

i’m going to the dry bar

by heheheh___ October 29, 2019

Bars

The product of a tongue hotter than the surface of the sun. When your shit so fire people's ears get burnt.

"Damn son, that dudes got bars"
"What'd you say, I can't hear you over this heat"

by Traplord Mike November 5, 2019

Bar call

when it's like 11 and you're lonely and you don't really like someone then you're like fuck it it's late and i'm lonely

I was so pissed I gave heather a bar call

by Nomski November 9, 2020

National Klondike Bar Day

November 23- Celebrate National Klondike Bar Day by eating your favorite Klondike Bar!

I'm eating a Heath Klondike Bar for National Klondike Bar Day!

by klondikestan4 November 22, 2020

Eat a Mars Bar

Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.

Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.

by jentlemangack December 4, 2020