yorkshire wank

Four blokes in a field having a communal tug

I saw those guys having a Yorkshire wank on the moors few days ago

by James Brucellosis July 9, 2016

soft wank

when you wear a soft glove and have a quick tug

Jordan "Mam guess what i just did" Jordan's Mam"What did you just do" Jordan"I had a soft wank with your glove and its all soggy"

by Softwank69 June 18, 2016

Wank relationship

When you spend more time wanking than actually having sex with your partner.

Joe's in a wank relationship. Man I have more sex than he does and I'm single.

by Redgirlgo May 31, 2016

Wank Euphoria

That happy feeling you get as soon as you bust a nut. This only last a few seconds.

-Wank Euphoria

by Dr. Aneurysm May 21, 2016

wank water

When you choose to masturbate in the bath.

Be careful not to ruin your bath with wank water.

by knobend1989 May 22, 2016

wank-o-tron

A massive wanking machine created by the one and only banterlope. The banterlope is a godly youtuber who makes amazing content and is better then PewDiePie and KSI put together even tough he only has 162 subscribers. He is now loaded as fuck and films his insane content with his Iphone 5s... Fuck yes. You shall bow down to your almighty leader and I don't mean Kim-Jon-Un... I mean the banterlope

That wank-o-tron is an amazing youtuber

by The banterlope January 10, 2017

focus wank

when a man jacks off in order to be able to focus on the current task at hand

person 1: Where did Mike go?
person 2: He went of for a focus wank

by Percussion97 January 16, 2017