Waffle

To hit with a car and leave the waffled imprint of your tire on the animal

Oops, I really waffled that squirrel back there.

by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

waffle

(waffled )Verb- To have misfortune of getting messy

AW dude i waffled on mai Self..
..gET Away your sick

by CRXguySoFly September 27, 2003

Tard waffle

A word to describe idiots that like png tubers

your a freaking Tard waffle

by stoopidrak448 July 12, 2022

Waffle

The act of having sex.
Also used as waffling, waffled, and waffler.

Josh: Man, me and Carly are totally gonna waffle tomorrow night!
Daniel: Yeah man no cap.

by 🦋 Kasey Davis 🦋 July 15, 2022

Waffle Stomper

Someone who takes a shit in the shower and stomps it down the drain

Caught my roommate shittin' in the shower. Can't believe I live with a waffle stomper.

by psudeom July 25, 2022

Waffle House

A place worse than hell, people will urge you to go, but do not. Waffle House is not a restaurant. It is a punishment.

"GOD PLEASE NOT WAFFLE HOUSE, ANYWHERE ELSE, I'LL GO TO FUCKING STEAK N' SHAKE!!"

by A Guy Who Describes Things June 10, 2022

Blue waffle

An STD that makes your genitals blue

It’s Perkins the blue waffle

by YungSper June 10, 2022