When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
Get the left-handed turkey sandwich mug.when you butt chug Champagne on thanksgiving by shoving a champagne flute up your ass and then pull the glass out so your anus prolapses, causing a “turkey neck”
by basicbarry November 25, 2021
Get the turkey necking mug.by Butt Turkey November 27, 2021
Get the Butt Turkey mug.Turkey officially the Republic of Turkey is a transcontinental country located mainly on the peninsula of Anatolia in Western Asia, with a smaller portion on East Thrace in Southeast Europe. It shares borders with Greece and Bulgaria to the northwest; the Black Sea to the north; Georgia to the northeast; Armenia, Azerbaijan, and Iran to the east; Iraq to the southeast; Syria and the Mediterranean Sea to the south; and the Aegean Sea to the west. Turks form the vast majority of the nation's population and Kurds are the largest minority. Turkey's capital is Ankara, while its largest city and financial centre is Istanbul (the imperial capital until 1922) Turkey has an excellent culture and there are as many different kinds of food as you want in Turkey. Turkish people!
1.Where are you from? 2.Turkey🇹🇷 1. Damn thats a great country with an amazing culture and foods! 2. Thanks!
by Hayrettin November 30, 2021
Get the Turkey🇹🇷 mug.Very weak and shitty country, it has the worst currency and economy in the world and it always gets fucked by its neighbours
by BulgarianLion December 4, 2021
Get the Turkey mug.Aka room temp turkey, microwaved turkey. Opposite of cold turkey. When you try to get addicted to something all at once.
by Booturkey February 10, 2024
Get the Warm turkey mug.When one gets a tampon stuck I see their vagina/butthole on their men’s teal cycle cause by finger penetration (BRUTE CAUSE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION)
by Fat Dick Nigha February 13, 2024
Get the Wild Vegas Turkey Bird mug.