Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy

Literally Donald Trump.

A: So how is President Trump doing?
B: Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy.
A:Ohhhhhhhh

by XdXd123 February 4, 2017

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train

If you are a train, you are automatically a banana. You are a capitalist. You will die. Immediately. Or maybe not. Point is, being a train is the worst insult ever.

Person 1: Isn’t Trump just the greatest? He’s made our economy amazing?
Person 2: You are such a fucking train, Jerry.

Person 1: What you liberal SJW snowflake spy?

by BUTTERGANG ™️ October 29, 2019

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the word train means thot/hoe/whore/slut the reason why is because trains get passed around ( they go to every stop) and hoes/thots/sluts/whores they get passed around so there for we use train for kid appropriate reasons.

gurl.. you a whole train

by ariyahnuh November 16, 2021

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train fart

when you do a backflip over a train

i did a train fart yesterday after killing my brother in cold blood in 3rd of may 2014

by the 11111111silly man November 20, 2021

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Cribbage Trained

The act of fucking another person while only wearing jorts and crew socks.

Did you hear, Scott cribbage trained the shit outta Russell the other night.

by HazedAndConfused2 September 14, 2021

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Dodging the train

Dodging the train is a sex act in where one person inserts a can of beer into ones butthole and someone else opens it and tries to drink all of it before the person pushes it out

Last night my wife and I tried dodging the train, she didn’t do very well at it.

by Thekinkmaster September 21, 2021

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