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Biscuit Eater

A dog that is only half trusted. When it was common for people to put biscuits and pies on the windowsill to cool, a savvy dog might snatch them. A dog that, while polite enough while there's people in the room, will certainly stick his nose in the dip if there's no one in the room. Can also apply to two-faced, sneaky people.
Keep an eye on my plate while I wash up, that dog's a biscuit eater.
by BrewSwillas September 1, 2023
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The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
by x427 October 5, 2023
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Biscuit

Where several guys stand around a KFC biscuit attempting not to be the last one to finish on it. Thus forcing the last to complete this task the enjoyment of eating the newly created dessert.
Queer: Where did you finish playing Biscuit?
Opposing Queer: On top and in the middle.
by SlimJim oh yeah January 27, 2020
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Nutella biscuits

Matt: “me Logan Ben and Isaac are going to smoke some nutella biscuits
Bobby: “wait I want to come”
by Josh millers jj February 8, 2020
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Biscuit

Biscuit is just what your looking for after a long day. She’ll always listen and give an input. Don’t let her hard exterior fool you she’s fluffy on the inside.
Emma is such a biscuit
by Youngbeauty4440 March 29, 2020
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biscuit

A boy that complains too much, about everything.
Dude, You’re being such a biscuit
by ChaBoized March 30, 2020
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Biscuit choking

I think tedison was biscuit choking that fat bitch last night
by Jerry thornton89 April 2, 2020
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