le monkey

a fatherless AND roofless loser bozo 🤪🤪💀💀

"yo do u see that le monkey? 💀💀"

"bro doesnt he have no dad and NO ROOF LMFAOO 😭😭😭"

by BigManDxtr October 5, 2021

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Monkey oil

Basically E&J brandy.
The most cheapest brandy known to mankind.
Something a guy will buy when he hooks up with a girl with no standards.

Hey my guy, make sure you bring some liquor to the party later, and don’t bring that monkey oil.

by The Liquor Connoisseur June 27, 2021

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Gear Monkey

Airline or airplane co-pilot/first officer. Sits in the right seat.

Hi, I'm captain Ace Aviator and this is my Gear Monkey, Joe Blow.

by Hawkerdude July 8, 2012

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tark monkey

1. a retarded dumb fuck.
2. and dumbass

gosh you are being such a tark monkey!

by LochNess94 June 18, 2013

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A person who is expected to completely agree with those around them, however this is against their will. They are usually a person who tries to avoid conflict and to get away from the situation agrees so that they can leave. They are made to be a "Yes Monkey" be it for a group project, an organization, or by being out numbered.

They are an individual, but at the time might feel that its better to chose a different battle and move on.

Similar to a Yes Man.

John: I was made into a yes monkey by my group members, I don't like working with people I don't get along with.
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Katie:I am not a yes monkey, I'll say no when it counts, otherwise, let the stupid do what stupid will do. Their idea was not a good one.

by The Criminologist February 15, 2012

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Backyard Monkey

The act of an under-40 year old male going to the doctor and being given a rectal exam. The surprise on the patient's face is akin to walking outside and seeing a monkey in his backyard.

Damn man, I had a doctor appointment today and wouldn't you know, he gave me a backyard monkey.

by Sacink December 27, 2011

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