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Jake

Universally known as a reverse cum bucket. Has the ability to cum bend. If he sees you talking smack you will get turned into street meat. Owns 400 mb of child pornography. says poggers .
''Yo jake has a big dick''
by factspitta69420 December 31, 2019
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Jake

Massive 🅱️Ussy
Jake is such a bussy
by Coochie dood August 4, 2019
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Jake

Someone from a city in Canada that has a disease called micro-penis syndrome which is when the penis is so small it can’t be seen without a microscope
“Dam Jakes got a tiny cock
by Black male August 4, 2019
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Jake meola

He is a chill friend but is an asshole at the same time. He thinks he’s the shit and can wheelie a bike but can’t pick it up for his life.
Yo look at Jake meola trying to wheelie
by Jake meola August 4, 2019
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A dude Jake

A dude mJake is sooo amazing he will put anyone before him and if anyone tries to mess wit his girl they finna die,He has many sides the depressed side the emo side the fake gang member side the nerd side and the sweet adorable side to where whenever you see him your heart will just melt,he will never try to hurt a soul,wouldn’t even kill a fly,He can be a bit of a stud but he’s damn sexy when he is,when he’s being a stud expect for him to say something like: hey babygirl come to daddy!
Girl:OMG A DUDE JAKE JUST KILLED SOMEONE FOR CALLING HIS GIRL HOT!

Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
by Kristen Fisher August 8, 2019
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Jaking

showing divine interest in an individual and then flaking and pretending they don’t exist. like a one night stand but
with feelings.
i know he wouldn’t pull through. he’s jaking on me again.

yea i have no plans because he jaked on me.
by cliffordthebigreddoggo August 14, 2019
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jake

wow look at his dong, he must be a jake
by aligatoe August 17, 2019
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