golden buttcrack

When your buttcrack is so unwashed and dirty it becomes gold.

yo bro i didnt go to bath for 2 weeks at one point and i got the worst case of golden buttcrack!

by blazefister69.420.666 November 27, 2019

Golden Couch

1. Getting a bunch of your mates over and you get so blotto that everyone pisses on the couch.

2. A couch that someone has wet themselves on while crashing at yours.

1. Lets make a golden couch this weekend!

2.Hey guys, come round tonight and see my gomden couch.

by Meatlover42069 November 29, 2019

golden dip

The act of submerging a food in melted butter before or during the process of cooking it.

My baker suggested to me that before i put the doughnut into the oil that i must give it a golden dip so it cooks properly.

by Allday 69 December 5, 2019

golden barrel

The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and the following it up with urinating on that same piece of feces. Creating a golden barrel

She’s super freaky, she wanted me to give her the golden barrel.

by Ryan ht1 December 11, 2019

golden shaft

The name of a really awesome water pump.

Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!

by TheChens December 12, 2019

tongue punch the golden ring

A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole

Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!

by Sterlinghightslocalguide March 22, 2019

Golden Star

A figurative golden star is awarded to anyone who eats at least one entire pizza everyday for a week. In practice the Golden Star is mostly used for bragging.

“Dude, are you eating pizza again? “
- “Yeah, i’m going for the golden star!”

by ComptonGandalf69 April 2, 2019