feeding tube day

Feeding tube day is on the 24th of July on feeding tube day you have to give someone with a feeding tube a drink

Aw but man it’s feeding tube day fancy a double vodka coke on me

by Patflin July 24, 2024

one fine day

A day that looks good to start but goes terrible.

and one fine day

by plato! July 24, 2024

It’s gonna break down one day

Toyota

Sure they are reliable cars but when they reach around 700k miles then you will see them starting to have mechanical problems. So wherever it’s a Prius RAV4 or Corolla, it’s gonna break down one day

by EMD F59PHI July 25, 2024

a guy who lives in his glory days

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.

Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.

by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024

Unofficial titty pic day

July 28th is the unofficial titty pic day. Ask someone for a titty pic and you shall receive.

Hey babe! It's july 28th, you know what that means? It's unofficial titty pic day!

by Meaningful Wizard July 27, 2024

National Post your Meat day

July 30th. You need to post your dick on your preferred discord server

Me: Hey bro it's National Post your Meat Day!
Bro: OK imma send it in the official Fortnite server!

by AAAMMMMOOG July 28, 2024

kyslian appreciation day

Kyslian Appreciation day is a day set on September 1st representing her spirit . the kindness na s energy she brings to the world . this day is celebrated by passing down many gifts to her to show the appreciation you guys feel towards her.

Omg! it’s kyslian appreciation day! we need to take her shopping

by Kyslian July 28, 2024