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Jerk it to your partner day

SATURDAY MAY 3RD is a day where you gotta jerk it atleast 5 TIMES to yo girl/man and if you don’t then the they DIEEE!!!
Guy: dude you gonna participate in Jerk it to your partner day?
Guy 2: already did man.
by retrowand May 2, 2025
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Wow i love 3rd may, i get so many foot pictures International footpicture day
by Depski bebski May 3, 2025
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May 5-8 grab ass day

go and grab your girls ass even if its from a duke hug or not take a chunk of that ass
Bf: guess what today is
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY

may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust
by imunknownbitchduhh May 4, 2025
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Show Me Your Boobs Day

An international holiday on the 5th of May when you have to show me your boobs
“Wow can’t believe it’s show me your boobs day today, I’ve been waiting all year for this!”
by anonymous May 5, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>
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Ristić Day

Every 7th of May is international "Ristić Day". U are supposed to eat pizza and pasta from Dominos and have fun all day long. Maybe even visit ur friend in Braunschweig. And if on that day a person has Birthday, go and tell them "Happy Ristić Day".
Person 1: "It's the 7th of May"
Person 2:"Omg...Happy Ristić Day"
by DominosPizzaPasta May 7, 2025
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