San Onofre Switcheroo

The act of leaving an unwiped, unflushed turd in the toilet of a public restroom. Typically, the initiator will take a dump in one stall and then switch to another stall to wipe and flush before leaving. The intent of a San Onofre Switcheroo is to confuse/disgust those who enter the stall next and make them believe that there is someone out there who didn't wipe before leaving.

Aaron: I'm bored, I think I'll leave a San Onofre Switcheroo in the restroom so it can surprise whoever uses the stall after me.
Zach: Dude, you're disgusting and childish.

by Mizvsaki March 8, 2024

Comic Sans

A font that doesn't actually look that bad but is hated because it's childish and overused by school work and powerpoint presentations.

I can't believe no one in my class noticed i was using comic sans.

by xXxEmoGiirliie666xXx March 12, 2024

philo san

the greatest man alive

philo san is a great programmer

by philosan March 14, 2024

Sans

A Crazy son of a bitch who is a nice guy on the surface, but when you kill everyone else, he slaps you harder than your dad does every fucking day.

Dude idk make a fucking sans sentence yourself

by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 16, 2022

San

San is used as a diss/par to address someone who you dislike

‘Bro, you legit look like San, allow it.

by SansUncleBatinder July 26, 2022

San Francisco Hot Plate

When a dude pulls Saran Wrap over his face as his partner shits liquid poo on his face.

Tyler gave me a San Francisco Hot Plate on date night.

by CockFart44 August 2, 2022

ewan-san

short

ewan-san is short

by ewansanisachickenhead August 4, 2022