Drunk speech

Its when you get drunk and it sounds like you haven't slept since you were 2...

Friend: D-DONN'T WORRY I GOOT THISS..
me: welp, talk about drunk speech... (walks away)

by Kitten_Virus August 24, 2018

SHITTY DRUNK

When you smoke and drink at the same time and are just at complete “chill.”

Let’s gets cross faded af . Like shitty drunk not pissy drunk.( peeing is wild but shits are all chill )

by AFTERTHEHEARTBREAc August 25, 2018

Juice drunk

When kids under 21 are drunk on water, sprite, juice, and non alcoholic drinks

Guy: YOOOOO Emmie is totally juice drunk
Girl: HEY!!! That is my 10 year old sister

by Relatable Kweeen February 9, 2019

drunk santa

when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.

So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.

by Hula_girlkicksit September 2, 2018

Faggot drunk

When a guy from work, usually named Will, gets so fucked up he starts to do weird faggot shit with his friends. Touch/grope cock ; occasional deepthroat

Hey everyone, you wanna get faggot drunk after work?

by DollaDollaBillsYalll May 26, 2018

Oliver drunk

When you’re so drunk you take a nap on the sidewalk and fall on your face

Dude, I was so Oliver drunk last night I was dancing la cucaracha at a Irish pub.

by Oliver drunk June 29, 2019

Drunk texting

Drinking 1 or more beers then texting in mars

“We get it bubba your drunk texting in mars”

by Psedhduru July 15, 2019