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Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.
"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"
by John0032 November 12, 2022
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Cold

Cool or badass
Something you say to confuse old people
That’s cold
by The pee-soup connoisseur November 19, 2022
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midwesterner cold medicine

An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.
This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie
by McGooo November 23, 2022
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cold

i thought it meant cold as in food and beverages. however it apparently means the following:

used to describe (usually a girl) someone attractive and good looking
it means the same as hot in most cases
"Damn! Have you seen how cold she is?"
by IssueIsSliving November 26, 2022
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3 coldness levels

Level 1 40 to 59 degrees F outside and inside is Brick

Level 2 32 degrees F to 49 degrees F Cinderblocks outside and inside

Level 3 29 degrees F to below zero degrees F is Diamonds outside and inside
The term 3 coldness levels is defined by two construction rocks and one gemstone.

Nick Purcell, Yo man it’s 40 with a high of 59 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s brick.

Nick Purcell, You man it’s 32 with a high of 49 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s cinderblocks.

Nick Purcell, Yo man it’s zero with a high of 29 degrees outside today. Alan Faynzilberg, It’s diamonds.
by Nick Purcell April 24, 2022
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Luke cold

We've heard of luke warm water, luke warm coffee. Luke cold is when something isn't too hot, isn't too cold. its that perfect temperature. Luke cold water is when you put water in the fridge for about 15/30 mins. chugging temperature.
This water is luke cold.
by God King Danger April 27, 2022
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Ho cold

The throat/sinus/ears sickness one gets when after a long time of being alone and abstinent for some time then kissing and or sleeping with someone who claims not to be a ho.
I was with Mary last week.

bitch gave me the ho cold.
by Mady klain null April 30, 2022
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