Turkey Basting

The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.

"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"

"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"

by Ordinary description May 12, 2025

Turkey

-To have a big booty or to be packing

“Damn, that’s a lot of turkey”

by Themeatgobbler May 18, 2025

Trump Turkey

a turkey that supports trump and hates democrats. Also has a crippling addiction to alcohol and straight 1900s Sherlock Holmes ahh pipes.

Look at that Trump Turkey!

by Otistube1 May 25, 2025

turkey call

tongue in the butt, as the person farts

I would love to give that bitch a turkey call

by armamilfs April 18, 2024

TURKEY

a broke and or low income having person/a very idiotic person saying something random.

JB:”so guess what happened Tim.”
Tim:”what u mad bout something”
JB:”shut up u turkey”

by JB4000 April 28, 2024

Turkey Dildo

A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.

That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.

by Chimp-Arm May 3, 2024

Turkey Slice Slap

The Turkey Slice Slap is where a woman with larger than normal flaps on her yoo hoo repeatably slaps her partner while they go down on her with her already mention big flappy bits.

"Oh god babe I love it when you slap me with your turkey slices while I lick your Wompo Shlompo!"

"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."

"I don't, I lied. I hate you"

by Pancake Human May 9, 2024