monkey semen

When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz

Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen

by NinNards May 16, 2017

Monkey tuxedo

Matching Jean and denim jackets usually made by fubu or Sean John worn by the blacks.

Damn I love those Sean John jeans and matching denim jacket son, I wish I had a monkey tuxedo like that!

by Fortdespair February 18, 2017

monkey dew

A person who usuaslly does whatever they are told. Mostly they are the reason for "Monkey see, monkey dew."

Person1:Monkey!
Monkey dew:yes

Person1:go help cook in the kichten.
Monkey dew:the monkey will dew

by Kaykay05 March 2, 2017

Monkey Wings

When a man's scrotal sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to perspiration often requiring a sumo style leg raise to break surface tension. The stretch of the sack pulling away from the inner thigh resembles monkey wings.

Dude, I got some serious monkey wings after that round of 18.

by Wiseguy15 February 3, 2018

gunga monkey

Gunga Monkey is two separate words. Gunga means goodbye, and monkey means monkey.

Person 1: Gunga monkey
Person 2: Gunga monkey

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Stray Monkey

Whenever an black person or a group of black people were seen walking around in a white neighborhood.

“look at that nigger walking around here looking like a stray monkey”

“Get out of here stray monkey!”

by Killuason September 14, 2021

mumble monkey

When rappers mumble when they rap, or mummer words into the microphone.

These rappers on the radio are nothing but mumble monkeys!

GET THAT DAMN MUMBLE MONKEY OUTTA HERE!

by Rymzer September 30, 2021