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Hotdog job

A hotdog job is like tit fucking but with butt cheeks
Your mom got caught giving me a hotdog job
by Domjdaddy February 1, 2020
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Hand Job

When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God
”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
”Mom, what the fuck
by SuperSonnek November 27, 2020
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Streetside Job

The act of plowing a broad over the hood of a parked car on the street side while passing cars give you high fives!
Johnny really gave Betty a streetside job last night after the bar.
by Brett82 February 20, 2020
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A Monkeys Job

The job that Ryan does in his every day life.
See that Ryan fella. He works in a monkeys job
by KA1223 March 16, 2020
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job meeting

pointless meeting in a office or somewhere else for work
Cona :How's your day.
Lilly : *sigh* job meeting was boring.
by the milk gang member July 16, 2020
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Wallpaper Job

A psychological warfare tactic of attacking your opponents by creating media or memes made to look like your opponents hold some universally hated or easily defeatable opinion.
The tweet saying "pedophilia is just another sexual orientation," turned out to be a wallpaper job. Obama never tweeted that. Someone just photoshopped his name and avatar over whatever they wanted to pretend he said and of course qanon ran with it.
by JustBCoz September 27, 2020
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double job

A blow-job and a hand-job being performed at once onto a single person by onther.
My wife gives the worst double job so I go to my doctors for the good stuff .
by Spud The Beast Hunter September 13, 2017
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