Dirty Kat

The act of giving your man a blowjob in the shower while wearing your shower cap.

Bro she gave me a Dirty Kat last night.

by That tik tok guy December 22, 2025

Dirty Breakfast

(sex move) In the morning, before you get out of bed to use the washroom or check your phone, or anything, take out our penis and perform anal sex on your partner and then as they yawn, stick your penis in their mouth.

"Don't worry about Sunday brunch, he already gave me a dirty breakfast"

by DR_HILARTY December 23, 2025

Dirty Jerky

When your beef jerky gets dirty.

It was a glorious day when he bought a new bag of beef jerky. He's heart sank when the first tasty meaty morsel slipped out of his hand and landed in the dirt. He did not want dirty jerky.

by Soozee11 December 23, 2025

Dirty Sabastian

When you you dig your grimy cold fingers into Joe Bidens ass soup, put it into a cup and harden the top layer, like it's creme brûlée. Then force feed it to a low income Chinese child wile raping his father, sister, mother, uncle. Afterward you give your 11 year old brother anesthesia and while he's asleep you DIY a transgender surgery, all the while filming it and posting it on www.hairline.com

I can't believe he just dirty sabastianed that poor family

by CancerSquad December 23, 2025

Dirty Boswell

When 2 people are having anal sex and the giver takes out their cock after ejaculating into the receivers anus. Then the receiver defecates onto the givers penis, then forms the shit around the base of the penis but not the tip which creates the Dirty Boswell

John told Sara “they should try something new “ so they did the Dirty Boswell

by Fingerinner December 24, 2025

Dirty Back

When a wife does not feel like sleeping with her spouse, she allows him to pleasure himself and finish on her back.

Lesley, I'm super horny. Let's have sex.

"I'm too tired Andy, just jerk off and give me a dirty back"

by Iyla Vanal December 25, 2025

Dirty machinations

Dirty machination

Dude was just chilling in the waiting room when the nurse walked in, the way her thick butt jiggled gave him dirty machinations about all the different ways he’d like to sneak her off to an empty exam room and fuck her senseless, maybe starting with her bent over the tray she kept having to move, ass up high as he slams in deep, or her legs wrapped around him on the table, screaming his name till they both collapse in a sweaty heap.”

by Turtleoower88 December 31, 2025