Dick Turd

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a real Dick Turd….

by Heywood J’ablowme March 29, 2023

Sniffle dick

When a guy doesn't get a blow job and whines and cries likena little bitch afterwards.

When johnmy couldnt get a blowjob he went home and cried like a sniffle dick

by big 10-4 March 29, 2023

Sacagawea This Dick

The scenario when 2 men are exploring gay sex while recording with a POV camera

Dan: “I’m still new to gay sex. I still need to explore.”
Sam: “Well how about you Sacagawea This Dick.”

by Milfhunter2003 April 1, 2023

uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.

Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly

by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023

national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️

person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉

by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023

Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.

I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.

by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025

haileys massive dick

haileys dick is real!!!!!!!

wow look at HAILEYS MASSIVE DICK its sooooooo big!!!!!!

by hailley the great mann March 27, 2025