Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.
*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
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on this day a male human needs to send their boy/girlfriend (or the person that send u this if ur single) a picture of their errect penis
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A day where a male human needs to send a picture of their errect penis to their boy or girlfriend
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