Tree

A person who is very straight. They like soaking up water through their roots. They steal your sunlight. And the hate tree huggers because tree hugger are gay and the are straight. If you meet a tree you have to make a cringy tree pun and if you don t they will drop kick you in the left elbow

Yo you’re such a tree imma slap you

by Bendagay June 8, 2019

tree staff

YU STICK DE STAF INTO DE GROUND AND IT TURN INTO A TRE

YO! He's got a tree staff!

by DaBoiWiki December 16, 2019

Tree

I'm a tree

I'm a tree

by The Cream Charger Gang December 16, 2019

Tree

TREES ARE CO2 STEALING FUCKS. THEY TAKE ALL OF OUR CARBON DIOXIDE AND TURN IT INTO OXYGEN. LIKE WTF AT LEAST ASK US FIRST.

Guy1: step bro pick up your rubbish, they can kill trees
Guy2: those co2 stealing fucks live off what I breathe out, so imma take what they breathe out, oxy.
Guy1: that give you no reason the leave rubbish there.

Guy 2:

Guy1:
Guy2:

by The guy outside your house December 17, 2019

treeing

When someone is having sex in a tree, and the tree falls over.

The tree fell down, and they were missing for an hour? Guess they were treeing...

by theelvez December 23, 2019

tree shaming

Shaming people who buy trees that are specially grown and cut for Christmas and then disposed.

After years of being subjected to tree shaming, he bought a live potted tree for Christmas and planted it in his yard. Then he got a fine for planting an invasive exotic, which was banned by the tree ordinance.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

a literal pine tree

exactly what i typed. also a perfect friend. I love you :)

Person A: wow that’s a literal pine tree

Person B: they make me happy

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019