Matthew Craig

A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."

"You freaking Matthew Craig"
"Mathaniel Craigslist, you are one humerous being."

by SEANSKI223499 July 19, 2024

Matthew

A dickhead who steals your kills

YOU ARE A MATTHEW!

by anonymous August 9, 2024

Matthew Handy

another word for femboy.

I love matthew handy’s.

by the black ghost6263 March 26, 2025

Matthew

To be a gay fucking idiot

Stop being a Matthew

by Buttercup1389 April 13, 2025

Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan

Rrobloxboss is the number one Matthew Patel fan! Everybody knows.

“Hey who’s Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan?”
“Uhh DellRrobloxboss obviously!!”

by koniz907L April 16, 2025

matthew

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matthew you suck

by i hate matthew most April 18, 2025

Matthew

Will wank off dogs for a bag of quavers

Guy: hey want a bag of quavers?
Matthew : yeah only if I can wank off your dog first

by Betafish nikki May 8, 2025