angel hair pasta

the best motha fuckin pasta in the entire gosh damn world b-i-itch

mmm that angel hair pasta taste so good make ya slap ya momma oh my god bless america

by lance n jacob March 28, 2004

Trail mix hair

Hair highlighted such that it consists of an assortment of nutty shades from hazlenut brown to macaroon blonde.

Karen: I totally wanna get trail mix.
Ana: You mean the food?
Ledah: No, silly, she means the highlights. You know, trail mix HAIR. Right?
Karen: Duh.
Ana: Oh you j.a.p.!

by Jebediah Springfield April 26, 2006

purple haired women

Purple haired women insist on being stomped on choked gaged and most likely want to be fucked for non stop hours on till they pass out.

Purple haired girl: lemme bite ur balls and bust them like eggs!

Innocent dude: but but.

Purple haired woman: YOUR BALLS ARE MINE!

Innocent dude: NO IM A VIRGIN

Purple haired women: *inhales nut sack

by Belle ya mans March 21, 2021

Angel Hair Wank

The process of cutting a lock of hair off of someone with white hair (specifically King Nugle himself if you want the ultimate masturbation pleasure). One can obtain the hair while waiting when an angel is getting his/her hair cut and collecting the hair off the floor, or the more fun way, sneaking into an angel's room and cutting a lock straight off while they're asleep when the hair is fresh. Fresh angel hair provides a softer stronger jizz explosion.

Luke: Sssshh, don't wake Oli i haven't had an angel hair wank for too long. Leave him alone!

James: Sorry, i just really love sucking dick

by lionface April 4, 2009

Hair doingie

Any of a variety of tie, clip, or ornament used in one's hair

"Ed tied his braid back with a hair doingie."

by Gerhold September 7, 2005

Yanik hair

Yanik hair - The hiar underneath the breast of the female or male of the human race, can also be combed up to form a style, "the yanik hair look".

"I was thinking of getting the yanik hair look"

by Zenka July 24, 2008

sweet hair

when someone has usually blonde semi long hair that makes them look a bit gay example: jay from the tv show "the imbetweeners" even though him and the show is legendary!

*guy with sweet hair walks into room*
oh man you have got sweet hair!

by mr ess February 21, 2009