Biscuiting

When a female is in a bad mood. When she is inconsolable or otherwise annoyed.

'She ran out of tampons... she's biscuiting'

by Sir Ham of the Wallet July 11, 2023

blunder biscuits

A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving

I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.

by SugarSmacks! July 19, 2023

fuckety fuck biscuits

An negative expression used to communicate extreme irritation or anger.

I’ve forgotten my keys? oh fuckety fuck biscuits, i can’t take this anymore.

by snaxaphone July 30, 2023

Booty Biscuit

A quick, rancid fart

Douglas: I gotta let off a booty biscuit
Mike: Clear the room!

by Themanspam August 4, 2023

Soggy biscuit

A soggy biscuit is a love interest that has potential and knows it has potential but chooses to dunk itself in the lukewarm tea (still containing said teabag)

I didn’t really like them but I gave them a chance, but despite their initial efforts they were still a soggy biscuit.

by biscuit sommelier August 16, 2023

monkey cheese biscuit

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love

"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"

by bollocks hunter November 21, 2021

Biscuit

Where several guys stand around a KFC biscuit attempting not to be the last one to finish on it. Thus forcing the last to complete this task the enjoyment of eating the newly created dessert.

Queer: Where did you finish playing Biscuit?
Opposing Queer: On top and in the middle.

by SlimJim oh yeah January 27, 2020