B-Shift

Fire Service term used to describe one of the three rotating shifts in a fire department work schedule A,B,C. It can apply to either a 24on/48off or a 48on/96off work schedule. B-Shift is universally recognized throughout the North American fire service as the worst shift on the department. It is typically made up of an all star cast of fuck-ups, fucktards,weirdos, and ass bags that have no business being in the fire service. Poor leadership is at the core of this band of derelicts and B-Shift typically has the highest number of 220's in the service. (220 meaning on the dept. 2 min but acting like they have been there 20 years.) B-Shift typically fucks up on a regular basis and cannot follow simple directions. The basis of many department SOP's and SOG's that come out are usually because of one of these incompetent ass clowns. The Benny Hill theme song should be played over the station alerting system in place of tones when these dip shits catch a run. B shifters are well known for constantly complaining and crying about useless bull shit especially with regard to fuel and def in the rig. They love to write in the station log book all the wonderful things they claim to have done during their shift when in reality they just half assed through it or it never happened.

C shifter 1: "Why is there piss all over the floor in front of the urinal and the kitchen floor feels like honey has been spilled all over it?"
C shifter 2: "Fucking B-shift, those dip shits again"

by Chachbag51 December 15, 2022

Triple b

Triple b stands for BIG BAD BARSBY

Triple b is an important little gnome who creates fabulous content on YouTube

Triple b originated in 2017 by a fellow member of the deeping school going by the name of mr Hipwel.

“Oh look it’s triple b makmewwwww”

by Mr mewwsss November 22, 2018

The B Club

Members are worth a billion dollars

He's actually the owner of half of the skyscrapers in Orlando... he's a member of the B Club

by Randal Stevens August 17, 2017

Trinity B

Trinity B, shes a beautiful girl who acts bright and courageous. she's probably a leader in something and is often adorable to others! she loves to goof with her friends and smiles a lot. but theres a high chance Trinity B can be depressed. she could be suffering with so much anxiety and no one would no it! well, no one but a few like her best friend or some close cousins and siblings like older sister of some sort. These type of girls ( Trinity B's) are beautiful but there are types of girls or boys that make her blind to that and make her feel like nothing. Theres a high chance she is Bullied or is suffering with abuse or something else. If you know a Trinity B, comfort her and tell her its okay. let her know shes worth it.

Bethany: Hey who's that? I saw her crying earlier. she seems fine now!

Tiffany: oh that's Trinity B, she's such an attention seeker

Bethany: how? she was crying in private and shes acting fine now

Allia: Hey, remember, that's Trinity B. shes trying hard. lets comfort her

Tiffany: no

Allia: then fu** off

by itsokaydontcry October 30, 2018

b-espionage

Da act of passing useless/phony "top secret" information to da enemy.

Committing "regular" espionage has serious-enough risks just by itself, since your own country will likely take severe measures against you if they find out that you've been stealing their sensitive information. But dabbling in b-espionage can be even more "hazardous to your health", since your country's enemies may be even more infuriated when they find out that your information was bogus, and so they may hunt you down for retribution even more doggedly/savagely than your own government might have.

by QuacksO February 22, 2019

/b/tard

A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.

How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."

someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."

by ThCtzer August 1, 2018

B YACUNT

This Uncultured swine tends to be a buck tooth degenerate whom are never down to clown. A very special kind of snowflake who treats woman like complete forking shitaki mushrooms.

Has a small D—K complex so don’t say stubby or things will be broken in this donkey Kong tantrum.

B yacunt how could you do this? I could’ve dropped my croissant you bucktooth degenerate looking uncultured swine.

by Donkeycunt August 27, 2018