- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"
by turd_muffin November 10, 2017
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by Please and thank you November 10, 2017
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by Please and thank you November 10, 2017
Get the two dollar turtle sundae mug.Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 11, 2017
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Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017
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by Healefty November 26, 2017
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