Simp

A simp is someone who puts his females before the boys.

"Hey Tom do you want to come planet?"
"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
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"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
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Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him

by The CEO of The Boys April 18, 2020

Simp

You.

You are a simp.

by amypercy April 18, 2020

Simp

Casey Cammoile

wow joe you’re such a casey cammoile (simp)

by pimpincribsbro April 18, 2020

Simp

casey cammoile

wow joe your such a casey cammoile u utter simp

by pimpincribsbro April 18, 2020

Simp

A beta male who puts himself in front of anything, his gender and even his family, only to realize that they aren't into them, the true enemy of the boys and are growing everyday.

"Man, cant wait for Pokimane to read my 600 dollar donation telling her I love her."

Pokimane: *doesn't see*

Simp: I've been bamboozled...

by imthebruhman April 18, 2020

Simp

Two words. Lucas Cels.

Man this guy Lucas, absolute simp. He’s the type of guy to stop playing 2k with the boys to talk “about nothing” with a best friend

by Andysim12 April 18, 2020

Simp

When a girl or a boy ( mostly boys) like someone so much that they can’t think straight or any song that has any word that Relationships or girlfriend or boyfriend and it will make them smile

Mark:what wrong with Mathew

Mia:he likes Sofia

Mark: we need to talk to the gods he won’t stop smiling

Gods:he’s a simp of Sofia

by Mango girl 🥭🤡🌻 April 18, 2020