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John Snowed

When you smoke way to much weed and whitey
"I had two balloons of vapour and went to a very very dark place." John Snowed last night
by D4rk1sthel1ght March 4, 2015
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Snow Cock

Man, I had a snow cock when we were sking last week.
by Cube21 March 6, 2015
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Snow-Blower

When you get so frustrated and desperate after 2 months of non-stop snow storms, that you are willing to blow the first guy with a shovel, that knocks on your door, in order to get your property cleared, and dig your car out. Different from an ordinary whore with a pizza delivery boy, in that you are only blowing said person because of the copious amounts of snow, and possibly some cabin fever. Very common in rural areas!
This Winter in the Northeast was so bad that it turned all of the women, and a few guys I know too, into Snow-Blowers. I'm just glad I was able to help out all of my neighbors, and save them the inconvenience of shoveling, while getting more than $10 and a cup of hot coco. I can't wait until next year. I'm hoping all the Global Warming nonsense is just something the government is making up. I might move to Buffalo! Let it snow, let it snow!!!
by Tonytoys March 7, 2015
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snow blower

When a guy dips his dick in water and freezes it. Then a girl gives him a blowjob.
My girlfriend burnt her tongue. So she gave me a snow blower.
by carveaham March 7, 2015
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Snow cone

A treat made of ice and syrup that serves as sandpaper for the soul
She was all edgey till she had a snow cone
by Jfman September 25, 2015
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snow globe baby

When an adult has a, usually cute or adorable, baby face as if they had been stuck in an ageless snow globe.
After Tom had shaved his beard it was obvious that he was a snow globe baby.
by Indiebreadkid November 24, 2015
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snow hobo

A Hobo who moves south because of the cold.
I used to beg for change on the Street corners of Boston. It was to cold so I hitched a ride to Florida. I am now hanging out with all the other Snow Hobo's
by Nobody Cares Anyway November 25, 2015
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