Russian mafia

A sex position, an aggressive 69 originated in Macomb Michigan

Yooooo me and my girl are about to do the Russian mafia

by Russianmafiacreator May 11, 2021

Russian ear wax slushy

When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry

I would love some Russian ear wax slushy

by Yea I’m luekgsvsbbsnsn May 12, 2021

Russian dust storm

Sprinkle cocaine on a strippers asshole the put your face in front of her asshole and your friend punches her in the stomach making her fart the cocaine into your face.

Dude Frank and I fucked this hooker last night and we did the Russian dust storm on her!!!

by Captaincatshit April 19, 2021

Russian

1. General term used by imbeciles, who do not understand the difference between slavic cultures

2. Term for people who live inside of the Russian Federation, or who are of descent from a native family in the territory.

1. 22 IQ Person: HEY LOOK ITS A RUSSIAN

"Russian" guy: (speaks Polish)

2. Guy #1: Didja know? I'm 23% Russian.

Guy #2: Why would you tell me the statistic? Just say you're 1/4 Russian.

by RussianWithAPassion April 21, 2021

Russian Avalanche

Where you cum on a girls hair and shake it with your ass.

My boyfriend gave me a russian avalanche

by lil cheese69696996 May 8, 2021

Russian Wall

A Russian (or Eastern European) woman hits the "Russian Wall" when she goes from being young and attractive to old and unattractive seemingly overnight.

See also: Hit the Asian Wall

Man, you better get in and out before she hits the Russian Wall!

by Svet8923483065 August 17, 2024

Russian blitz

Slang for jumping into a questionable situation with no planning or preparation, and then taking forever to ultimately accomplish nothing of value

Putin boasts of being able to take Kiev in 2 weeks. Day 908 of the invasion, this is a Russian blitz.

by Enheduanna1 August 20, 2024