So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
by Notmelol123 May 9, 2022
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Joe: “Do you know Mack, I heard she’s a real Poop Demon”
Mary: “Oh yeah, I heard shes the most unfunny person in school”
Mary: “Oh yeah, I heard shes the most unfunny person in school”
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Get the Braxton poop mug.When the Poop is hard on the outside and soft one the inside. The smell of the center will generally overwhelm a house.
Liam laid a god awful Cadbury poop, like it was half solid but had a creamy center and stunk up the entire house.
by Obi M October 11, 2021
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AKA: Dook scoot
1: "Heeeeey!"
2: Sup, guurl?"
1: "What you doin' later?"
2: "Poop scootin' to the liquor store. Need somethin'?"
AKA: Dook scoot
1: "Heeeeey!"
2: Sup, guurl?"
1: "What you doin' later?"
2: "Poop scootin' to the liquor store. Need somethin'?"
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Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)
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