first video on instagram

Brendon Urie’s first video uploaded to instagram. He is in a state where his upper body is unclothed, or rather, shirtless, therefore the jam is a shirtless jam.

Brendon Urie: “This is my first video on Instagram! I’m not wearing a shirt, it’s a shirtless jam, oh yeaaaahhhh…OOH!”

by oprah (yes it’s really me) May 14, 2025

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose robles, Will And Do Not Talk To Anyone Unless They Talk TO YOu First<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose robles, Will And Do Not Talk To Anyone Unless They Talk TO YOu First<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose robles, Will And Do Not Talk To Anyone Unless They Talk TO YOu First<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

First Boy

1. Father - indicating the first of your boys
2. What an only boy becomes when you meet a second boy (pending)

B: "Is my First Boy your dad?"

Z: "No, unless you met my dad first?"

M: "So I guess what you're saying is everyone has a different First Boy?"

Z: "No"

by Boy (Dutch) June 3, 2025

First Boy

1. Father - indicating the first of your boys
2. What an only boy becomes when you meet a second boy (pending)

B: "Is my First Boy your dad?"

Z: "No, unless you met my dad first?"

M: "So I guess what you're saying is everyone has a different First Boy?"

Z: "No"

by Boy (Dutch) June 3, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>My First Language Is English & My Primary Language Is Spanish<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My First Language Is English & My Primary Language Is Spanish<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My First Language Is English & My Primary Language Is Spanish<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025

It looked at me first

What most people will comment on a photo/video of a man with a huge bulge.

John sees a photo of a hunk on Instagram and his eyes dart to his bulge.

He comments: It looked at me first! I swear!

by wjsnoutsold June 3, 2025